"Ron Wilson" wrote in message
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You don't let up do you? If people weren't nice and didn't care I
wouldn't be getting some very helpful advice from people would I? I
always go through no wake zone at less than 4 knots, except on one
ocassion. I had some bad fuel and had to run it at higher RPM to keep
from stalling.


The idle speed/no wake law makes no exceptions for bad fuel, thunderstorms,
cold weather, testing the tune-up, etc. You're an idiot! You and others like
you act like you're some sort of privileged class the law doesn't apply to.
You get to do as you damned well please anytime you feel like. Well, the law
DOES apply to you. The next time you're having motor problems that make it
so you can't obey the law then stop and call TowBoat US or SeaTow. Spend
some money you cheapskate instead of waking innocent, law-abiding boaters
and then trying to weasel out of your obligations to be responsible for any
damage your wake caused.


There was a wake in the marina and I posted a notice at
the club house offering to pay for any damages. No one made any claims
until 3 weeks later when someone whose boat wasn't in the marina or
even within a quarter mile of the incident claimed my wake broke his
onboard notebook computer.


Wakes travel a long, long way, you idiot! Anytime you see anchored boats in
Florida the law states that you must slow down to idle speed when you're
withing 100 yards of them. Stupid people haven't a clue about how to operate
a boat safely. You must also slow down to idle speed within the same
distance of mangrove trees, shorelines and docks. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Only a selfish creep thinks his waking the hell out of anchored boats and
docked boats is OK just because his crap motor won't run at idle speeds.
Next time use your head and stop showing your ass.


He was obviously taking advantage of my
goodwill so I refused to pay.


You define good will as waking the hell out of a hundred or so boats. You're
very lucky nobody else demanded restitution. Maybe if you'd had to pay
several thousand dollars out of pocket you'd be less selfish and more law
abiding. And some good will you have there, buddy. Post a lame notice with a
bogus phone number and then attempt to fade away into the woodwork. Well, it
so happens your real information is easily gotten from your registration
number.

Next thing I know he's taking me to
court. It was cheaper to pay him than to go to court so I did.

It would have been far cheaper if only you'd obeyed the law. I get so tired
of selfish, manipulating idiots like you. I see half-dozen of you jerks
every week. Each of you has their own idiotic excuse. "This is a jet-ski -
it doesn't make a wake." "My little inflatable? It makes less wake when on
a plane than when going slow." "Oh, I just had a tune up and had to check to
see if the motor would top out." None of them, when they entered the
channel, bothered to read the posted sign stating Idle Speed/No Wake. How
do any of the above lame excuses comply with the Idle Speed part of the law?
Huh? I can't hear you. Probably because you didn't hear me because your
unmuffled boat blasts your eardrums out with 150 decibels. Stupid jerk!

Other
than that I exercise extreme care for others.


Liar!


Mufflers are not
original equipment on the boat and can cause more problems than they
fix. I also happen to enjoy the sound of the engine.

More selfishness. Typical powerboat asshole! Your desire for noise
supercedes the public's right to quiet. Is that how you view it. Are you the
King or Lord of the universe?

Are you always so
cranky?


Damed right I'm cranky. Assholes like you tend to make me so. The world
contains way too many of you losers lately.


Lighten up a bit before you get an ulcer. If you find a hatch
for me I'll get you some Pepto-Bismol for your stomach and some Midol
for your cramps.


If I had a hatch for you, you'd wake up in extreme pain and would have a
very hard time removing it from your ass.


Wilbur Hubbard