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Ron Wilson wrote:
On Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:35:12 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:
a big pile of crap

And you are taking him seriously :-(

Wilbur is believed by many to be the new alias of Capt. Neil, the
alt.sailing.asa troll of yesteryear. Infamous for his yellow Coranado
aground on a reef of discarded light beer cans and his ubiquitous ceder
bucket, used for *all* purposes including the washing up, he flooded
sailing groups with the same style of garbage Wilbur does until every
regular killfiled him except when we were bored and fancied some
extremely coarse fishing . . . . For his quality of verbiage and
unsavoury personal habits, he was known as Anal Discharge Neil or the
'Good' Crapton. ADN vanished, 'Wilma' appeared and the posts continued
to emanate from an orifice in his nether regions.

If by some miracle he *does* come up with a hatch for you, make sure the
toilet seat you owe him is natural unvarnished ceder and sized to fit
his bucket! You are more likely to see a KKK rally supporting Obama on
the whitehouse lawn first though.



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