A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel. Realizing he needed a
haircut before the next day's meeting, he called the desk clerk to ask
if there was a barber on the premises.


I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down
the hall from your room is a vending machine that should
serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,
inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at
which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen
seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed
his reflection, which showed the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, $20.00.'
"Why not?" thought the salesman.
He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the
machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he
pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read,
'This Machine provides a "service" men need when away
from their wives : 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both
ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly,
and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the
opening.

When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a
shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds
later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was
able to withdraw his tender unit... .....
......which now had a button sewn on the end.