Harry, Old Chap: Call the White House, 202-456-1414. There is a job
opening. Your unemployment is at an end. The Office of the Annual
Easter Egg Hunt is seeking a deputy assistant to the associate under
secretary of egg dyeing. Your Yale diploma should clench the job. But
you must call immediately and list 5 references. Good luck, Old
Boy! But I'm not sure how long I can hold htis for youl