Herring goes into a bar...
....and says to the Barkeep, " Gimme 13 Martinis ". The barkeep asks "
Special occasion?" Herring says " Ya, I'm celebrating my first Blow-
Job" Barkeep says " well, in that case, heres another on the house".
Herring replies " ****, man, if 12 wont take away the taste in my
mouth, you think 1 more Martini will?"
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