On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 18:13:28 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 21:09:55 -0500, hk wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:17:10 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:36:41 -0800, jps wrote:

On Tue, 13 Jan 2009 01:35:00 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:29:09 -0800, jps wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:06:16 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

However I'm magnanimous in victory - I will only require a public
apology from you for using offensive language. :)
I'm sorry your family has to put up with your politics...
Actually the whole bunch of them find me to be a fascinating person
with some rather strange views on the universe and humanities place in
it. They also know that while I have views vastly different from
theirs on many issues of the day, I cherish them beyond words and that
our differences are just that - differences. I belong to them and
they belong to me - family trumps everything.

Besides family dinners would be pretty freakin' boring if everybody
agreed on everything. :)
You drive them mad, I'm sure. Even the state trooper is probably
quite a ways to your left...
I used to run into guys like you all the time both in business and in
academia. Annoying little bug eyed critters with all the personality
of a rock wall and about as intelligent.

You use invective instead of reasoned argument. You use insults in a
vain effort to score points and obviously make up for your faulty,
highly ineffective and probably dysfunctional life.

Based on the evidence from you're posts you seem to be inadequate in
several areas, but I suspect this defect comes from a flawed childhood
- maybe an Uncle Ernie and some kind of activity involving pinball?
They have a pill for that - several different pills in fact. I'm sure
if you used the 36 hour version your life would improve vastly.

Oh - they also make implants that increase the size of your ...erm...
"package" - most insurance plans cover them believe it or not - it's
considered psychological therapy - it's great for guys like you who
suffer from intimate ineptitude - nothing to be ashamed of as it's a
very common problem with liberal men. Gives guys like you a feeling
of power and control in at least one aspect of you're life.

Sorry I can't give you advice on the other mental health problems you
have - completely out of my field. I have studied them just as an
scholarly exercise though so I'm probably not that far off the mark.

If you want I can put you in touch with one of my family members who
is a specialist in this area - MD/PhD from Tufts/Cornell (I don't mind
telling you that cost me a bundle - sheesh). I'm sure she'll be glad
to help you out as a favor to me.

Then again, you might not want to talk to an icky girl about these
things.

Just drop me a line and let me know. I promise not to say a thing to
anyone.

At least not right away.

Little problem with the ego "Woodstock?"

I don't suffer any of the maladies you listed so I'm guessing there's
more than a little "projecting" going on?

Scholarly? Oh yeah, you're a scholar alright.



SW Tom seems to be in a strange little mood these days...I
suspect...hormonal imbalance.

Low blood sugar more likely. He's run the full course of hormones.

No, he's just able to recognize dog turds on the sidewalk.