On Mon, 5 Jan 2009 23:32:40 -0800, "CalifBill"
wrote:

In my 15 hp tin boat I was out of sight of the shore at 1/4 mile. fog was
nasty.

Hey - what do you get when you smoke a cigar in the fog?

SMOG!!!!

BBBBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Erm....

On second thought...

Never mind.

--

"Far better it is to dare mighty things,
to win glorious triumphs even though
checkered by failure, than to rank with
those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor
suffer much because they live in the gray
twilight that knows neither victory nor
defeat."

Theodore Roosevelt