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D K[_2_]

wrote:
On Jan 2, 10:48 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:

Guess I was using the Quotes out of context
Best usenet laugh of the year so far.

This one's pretty funny, also:

hkrause
Dec 30 1999, 3:00 am
Newsgroups: rec.boats
From:
Date: 1999/12/30

Subject: OT: Y2K Shortage

"Jon V." wrote:
On Thu, 30 Dec 1999 wrote:
I've got two crates of Federal .40 that accompanied the handgun I
received as a gift. You got a file?
Wow! Handguns as gifts... somebody knows you! Was it your wife, or her
father?
Maybe it was anonymous.
hkrause wrote:

Neither. It was a friend who has moved on to other hobbies. I haven't
disposed of the handgun yet. It's got a trigger lock on it, and it is
sitting in a locked case inside my safe. It is safe. My plan is to
destroy the handgun. I suppose the local cops could make use of the
ammo, once I get off my butt and do something about it.

Damn. I actually remember that lie. There are so many...