Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"D K" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
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Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic
I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.
If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.
Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?
They can be easily replaced. The holes are still there. Install them and
get your lazy son (your words) to row you around the bay.

First of all Ditzy...I never said my son was lazy..that was one of the Dope
Army irregulars talking out of their ass.
Second.. you can't *replace* something that was never there
I don't know about the bays in your cracker, hillbilly heaven but ours are a
bit big to row around unless you have plently of time to spare.




Bull****, Don. You trashed your son in a post and lazy was one of the
words. Google it, dummy. I don't have time but you certainly do.