"Salmonbait" wrote in message
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:35:49 -0400, "Don White"
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"D K" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
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Is your boat where you left it?
Has it been stolen?
Has it sunk or burned at the dock?
Has the shrink wrap been damaged and birds and rodents are nesting in
the boat?
IT'S TIME TO CHECK YOUR BOAT!!!!

Report back with status if there's a problem, or if you prevented a
problem from happening BECAUSE YOU CHECKED YOUR BOAT.

Not trying to be an alarmist here.
Just saying CHECK YOUR BOAT!!

Damn, glad I don't have a boat and have to worry about that crap.

Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
And MERRY WHATEVER!!! to the heathens.
Don't want to discriminate.

--Vic


I have to better tie down my tarps. It's been quite windy lately.

If it wasn't a rowboat, I would suggest a proper cover.

Row this, coverboy.
There are no oarlocks on my boat....... got it?


Here, Don. Give this URL to your wife. Oarlocks aren't very expensive.

http://tinyurl.com/9jqonr

You might need these also:

http://tinyurl.com/9swfjp

Hell, a rowboat without oarlocks wouldn't be much fun.
--
John


...and you might need one of these....pass the link to your wife.
http://www.fi.edu/learn/brain/