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Default Chirstmas carols for Harry

Calif Bill wrote:
Christmas Carols for the dIstUrbeD
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1. Schizophrenia - Do you hear what I hear?
2. Multiple Personality - We Three Kings Disoriented are
3. Dementia - I think I'll be home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels sing about me.
5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and Lawn and streets and Stores and
Offices, and Cars and Trucks and Busses and Trees and ....
6. Paranoid - Santa Clause is Coming to Town, to Get Me.
7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire...
8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna
Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why.
9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent night, Holy....oooh..look at the
Froggie; Can't I have a chocolate....why is France so far away ?
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells. Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells



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