On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:55:58 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.

Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!

My high school was 90% goy, so i guess I lose.

Um....er...ok.

Mazel tov and Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Shalom - Happy whatever the hell you black lesbians celebrate.

Your new boat might be the the Christmas present yet.

That was a present to me from me - the kids and Mrs. Wave have
something special planned.

As-Salamu Alaykum...

OY!!!