Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.

Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!

My high school was 90% goy, so i guess I lose.

Mazel tov and Merry Christmas to you and your family. Your new boat
might be the the Christmas present yet.