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Tom Francis - SWSports

On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 13:28:36 -0800 (PST),
wrote:

Unfortunately I am back in the Hospital again. Gonna' be in for a
couple of days.. Lost another love, probably won't be able to ride the
dirtbikes this coming year, maybe never again.. well see. Tim has more
info or anyone interested can email me, they are letting me use my
laptop here in jail...

Later, Scotty...

I heard that you can get a great massage if you complain enough -
wink, wink, nudge, nudge - say no more...

You know what they say about Nurses and Widows - wink, wink, nudge,
nudge - say no more...

I told you not to stand so close to that scarfing rig. Then again,
they can sew it back on - I mean John Wayne Bobbit started a whole
porn career after they reattached his - wink, wink, nudge, nudge - say
no more...

And then there was that Chinese guy who got his whacked off by his
wife who threw it out the window. Had to chase a dog down the street
to get it back and reattached. He didn't have much of a porn career
though - wink, wink, nudge, nudge - say no more...

Hey - look at it this way - you get to have a really cool nick name -
Stumpy (get it - Stumpy?) - wink, wink, nudge, nudge - say no more...

I hope you thought to ask for a couple of extra inches - - wink,
wink, nudge, nudge - say no more...

Ok ok - that's enough - although I'm pretty sure I could continue in
this vein (get it - vein?) all night.

Get well soon Scot - we'll be thinking of you.

wink, wink, nudge, nudge - say no more... :)