Speaking of shrink wrapping...
Boater wrote:
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:
Boater wrote:
If you had an old barn, your family members probably would shove you
into it, barricade the doors, pour gasoline on the wood siding, and
set it ablaze. That way, your wife could find herself a man who'd
rather spend time with her than pretend he was a golfer.
I don't know what religion you practice, but I am surprised that it
would endorse this kind of behavior.
Yours does...Leviticus 1:9
"But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the priest
shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice, an offering made
by fire, of "a sweet savour unto the LORD".
Guess again.
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