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First recorded activity by BoatBanter: Nov 2008
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One of my favorite holiday songs
Tim wrote:
On Dec 11, 3:15 pm, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
John wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:56:01 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrd9p47MPHg
It was just a matter of time....
yes, us Jews have so few good holiday songs. You guys got all the good
ones.
Here is one for Harry
Grab yourself an Aluminum Pole
Then head on down to the Grocery Store
Grab some pretzels and some beer
This only comes one time a year
A time to scream, a time to shout
Get all of your grievances out
Soon well all be on our way
To celebrate a Festivus day
Dont Need Money
Dont Need Malls
Dont need a credit card to pay for it all
Soon well all be on our way
To celebrate Festivus Day
Yes Festivus, Festivus
Yes, and maybe so, but you have a bunch more holidays that we.
An old Rabbi (a real yiddish-type one) from St. Louis once told
me.something like:
"Schnowz. You know vhat awl Jewish Hahla-daze celebrate?
"Er, no sir"
"Dehr awl braced around one central theeeme!"
Yessir. and what's that?"
"Simple. They tried to kill us.... we won.... let's EAT!"
Makes sense to me...
You look skinny, EAT.
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