On Tue, 9 Dec 2008 17:03:35 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
Him 'playing church' with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

She smiled and went about her work.

A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open
window

to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, 'Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!'


Johnny looked up at her and said,
'He should have thought about that before he joined my church.'



I probably shouldn't be laughing my butt off, but I am.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!