On Mon, 8 Dec 2008 19:51:50 -0400, "Don White"
wrote:

Was watching our local news host interview local part owner of harness
racehorse 'Some Beach Somewhere'.
This horse (from Truro, Nova Scotia area) has been a real star this year
earning over $3 mil. Unfortunately it has a fever of 102F at this time
and will miss its' last two races. As soon as it's better, it will retire to
a stud farm and live out its' life pleasuring mares.

Well, I suppose it's a better life than pleasuring cows.