How to Fix it by Harry Krause
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On Dec 4, 11:14 am, Jim wrote:
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On Dec 4, 3:20 am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:
Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?
No problemo!
Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!
Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...
Click the sky...
Drag the size slider to size the control point...
Adjust brightness and contrast....
Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...
It's easy!
* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!
(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... :) )
Click the sky!
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Not satisfied with the college you went to? No problemo. Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.
Ashamed of your wife? No problemo. Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.
Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? No problemo. Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.
Humiliated by your lack of friends? No problemo. Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.
No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.
It's easy. Click the sky!
Did you notice that Harry even had to try to out do someone who was
posting what was in *there* sock drawer??
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Say what.... "there"???
Youse a vary goud spela, Dony babie.- Hide quoted text -
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His govt. news service told him to blame it on America and our sagging
economy...
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Nope..the irresponsible management of your affairs has harmed the
entire world.
It's time to pay as you go and only issue credit in a responsible matter.
No more deficits.. taxes should be raised to pay for any wars or
foreign adventures, not lowered as Bush did.
The chickens have come to roost.
note: if your actions didn't affect the rest of the world, I'd
say...go for it... spend like a drunken sailor on your last remaining
credit card.
"note:"? It's a new sentence, right, dummy? Try a capital "N".
On a related note: "I'd say" is an immediate clue that the text to
follow is stupid and uninformed. You use that intro a lot.
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