How to Fix it by Harry Krause
On Dec 4, 12:40*pm, "Don White" wrote:
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On Dec 4, 10:57 am, "Don White" wrote:
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On Dec 4, 3:20 am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:
Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?
No problemo!
Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!
Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...
Click the sky...
Drag the size slider to size the control point...
Adjust brightness and contrast....
Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...
It's easy!
* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!
(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... :) )
Click the sky!
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Not satisfied with the college you went to? No problemo. Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.
Ashamed of your wife? No problemo. Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.
Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? No problemo. Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.
Humiliated by your lack of friends? No problemo. Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.
No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.
It's easy. Click the sky!
Did you notice that Harry even had to try to out do someone who was
posting what was in *there* sock drawer??
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Yeah, you're getting to be as big a condescending ass as your lover/
clone/master Harry. How come you don't call him out on HIS mistakes,
and why doesn't he call you out on yours?
Did you get your xmas present "fot" the wife yet?
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No, that's not what you posted. It really is funny to watch you and
your lover/clone/master Harry. If you or he makes a mistake, nothing
is said. But the moment someone you don't like does the same, you and
Harry jump on it like school girls on ice cream. The people you don't
like? Hell that's easy, it's the ones who don't take Harry's lies and
both you and your lover/clone/master Harry's vulgar petty insults.
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