On Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:39:02 -0500, someone posting as Thomas Sawyer
purportedly wrote:

In the berth next to mine resides the ultimate boat snob.

Gotta be one of those cheez-whiz Greek captain's hats. Every guy I've
ever seen wearing one of those has been a legend in his own mind.

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