Boater wrote:
D K wrote:
Boater wrote:
Accused drunk driver ends up running over himself
Tue Nov 25, 8:16 pm ET

SANTA FE, N.M. – A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and
leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over
himself. The man was treated for minor injuries at a Santa Fe
hospital and booked in to the Sandoval County detention center on
charges of aggravated driving while intoxicated, fleeing a police
officer, careless driving and two other outstanding traffic warrants.

A tip to the state's DrunkBuster hot line Sunday afternoon alerted
authorities to a possibly drunken driver.

State Police Officer Grace Romero spotted the man's pickup truck
swerving across both lanes of a highway, driving slowly and then
fast. He refused to stop.

After narrowly missing other vehicles, police said the suspect drove
through a ditch and a barbed-wire fence before stopping. He tried to
put the truck into park, but it ended up in reverse.

***Police said the man fell from his open door and both of his legs
were run over by the front driver's side tire.***

Gotta be a relative of loogy.

Did he drive over your cat, asshole?


Sorry, but I don't have a cat named asshole. Perhaps you were thinking
of your wife or kids?

Now that was a stupid response. Don't you keep telling yourself you're
a smart guy?