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Default Christmas Boat Parades

On Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:22:52 -0500, Boater wrote:

JohnH wrote:
Some will argue that the lighted boat parades have nothing to do with
Christmas, and some of the parade officials have taken the word out of the
parade's title. But, we know what the parades are *really* commemorating!

Here is a list from BoatUS magazine for those interested.

http://www.nxtbook.com/nxtbooks/boatus/200811/#/78


Here are the winners from the 2007 Annapolis Christmas Lights Boat Parade.

http://www.eastportyclightsparade.com/2007_winners.htm

Don't know if we'll make the 2008 parade, but I may put the boat in just to
go see it.



Oh, come on...as tasteless as you are, competing should be easy.

You can light up one side of your boat with a massive tacky cross,
put an American flag on the other side and on the stern a huge Christmas
tree, all in lights...and you can hang hologram ornaments off the tree
depicting the products of your familial baby factories.


Putting down families again, huh Harry? Don't you get the message? Maybe
you and Jimh just have too much in common.


--
A Harry Krause truism:

"It's not a *baby* kicking, beautiful bride, it's just a fetus!"
[A Narcissistic Hypocrite]