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Default Twas the Night Before Elections

Jim wrote:






'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ELECTIONS


'Twas the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring --
Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV,
Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out of my window .
Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!



You have pay?