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On Oct 22, 7:53*pm, Larry wrote:
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On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:16:32 +0000, someone posting as Larry

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The sailing season is from Jan 1st thru December 31st, here.


Jan1-Dec31 eh? *Nobody likes you Larry. *


Hey! *We have a special "program"! *Yankees are allowed to dump their
snowbound roots, like I did, and move SOUTH, permanently. *Yankees with
money are especially welcomed! *There's 3200 miles of navigable
waterways within 50 miles of my keyboard on the Ashley River. *Plenty of
space for all. *You can cruise around, lost, for hours and never see
another boat!

The "Witches Brew Regatta" is this weekend. *You can catch the next one
in a few weeks after they sober up and fix their boats from it.

http://www.charlestonoceanracing.org/

Come show your stuff in May:

http://www.charlestontobermuda.com/h...ndex.php?id=13

I always like the Gulfstreamer:http://www.thegulfstreamer.com/notice.htm

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Doesn't that look like more fun than shoveling and watching the fuel oil
man pour money down that hole in the lawn?

.......and oh, the PARTIES! *Charleston Shrimp, Oysters roasted on the
dock, BLUE CRABS from under your boat! *Yum Yum! *The commercial
crabbers have 3 pots just out in front of my place. *We had some fresh
off his boat!

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You'll need the schedule.....(c;

Putting a boat up for the winter is just CRAZY!


lets see, bad food, a few storms that local builders have yet to
figure how to keep the lid on a house in, 120% humidity,
folks who sound like they have mud in mouth, you cant touch the beach
cause some fool has a fence down it, heat heat and more heat, a well
deserved reputation for being a toxic zone, no real trees, termites
cockroaches and fire ants, high unemployment, the very high chance
that in the next 50 years you will be underwater, tornados, no
privacy.
and oh ya Southerners. just the kind of place i always wanted.
while here i have none of the above and it costs me 60$ a year to heat
my house. I think i can handle it.
oh and folks are not welcome to come live here; we are full up.
however you can visit and spend your money if you like. when you run
out, dont let the door hitcha where the good loard splitya.

I sure do miss the signs that said "welcome to oregon enjoy your
visit!"