On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:05:01 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
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On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:43:39 -0500, Vic Smith
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On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:28:01 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
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On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:38:08 -0500, Vic Smith
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On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:00:50 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

You can paint with mustard.
So I'd say ketchup that got some mustard in it.
But the ketchup is still red.
And smells like the mustard that can be used to paint.
That's just the first of many that comes to mind, so it'll do.
Want some more?

Sure - why not?

A rose gilded with zinc chromate.
More?
Are you sure?

Have at it - it's not like anything else here makes any sense.

The sensible thing is to stop right now.

--Vic