"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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yak, yak, yak

You're just like all the other penny pinching pseudo-rich arseholes. You
live in a shack, wear hand-me-down clothes, listen to second rate sound,
watch fuzzy projected video, drive a junker, and buy cheap knockoffs while
trying to convince yourself that they are as good or better than the real
thing. You believe any marketing hype that tells you you're living the life
of the rich and famous with your silly imitations.

I bet your wife wears Hannah Montana underwear.