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Jim

Boater wrote:
wrote:
On Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:09:02 -0400, BAR wrote:

Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
Jim wrote:
Boater wrote:
Jim wrote:

Um! you did show us pictures of the cabinets along with the
boxes they came in, with the made in China stamps all over them.

The cabinets were made in Virginia, schitt-for-brains. Nice try.
Lessee! You went to Virginia to build your cabinets. You had em
boxed up and shipped to your house. You then unboxed them and
screwed them to your walls with your own two chubby little
hands. Nice try poo brain.

D'oh. Sorry, bozo...the cabinets arrived here by truck. I ordered
them from a store, the store processed the order and so on and so
forth.

I know things are done a bit differently in your part of central
Florida, but we don't marry our cousins or sisters around here,
either.

Oh! I'm so sorry. I must have misunderstood you when you said you
built the cabinets.
And I hope you aren't inferring that we marry our cousins and
sisters here in beautiful Florida. We do it up nice and proper,
complete with the wife taking on the husbands surname.

How...dull.
Busted again. Your problem is you don't think your lies through
before you blurt them out.

Good night.
Most of us learned that lesson when we were 8 years old.

Glad to hear you admit to being a well practiced liar.

I think they practice on the cousins they marry.

Bar is from Maryland. I thought they outlawed inbreeding in Maryland
back in the 1960s