Capt. Mike and Lady Sailor were enjoying a few drinks recently in an
Australian bar. They couldn't help noticing a loud-mouthed drunken fellow
belting them down across the room.

"That guy looks familiar," said Lady Sailor. "Why yes, it's my old
boyfriend, Michael Schoonertrash." "Oh dear, I heard that he took to
drinking right after we broke up and hasn't been sober since," sighed Lady
Sailor.

"My God!" replied Capt. Mike. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"