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Boater[_2_]

wrote:
On Tue, 7 Oct 2008 09:03:42 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Oct 7, 10:16 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
On Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:02:05 -0400, BAR wrote:
BAR wrote:
You are Krause's brother.
Boater wrote:
No, he isn't. But even though we are not related, we're both a lot
smarter than you are.
BAR wrote:
You both sound like
freaking geniuses whose talents are wasted on this crappy newsgroup.
I'm sure that to you, a tree stump would appear to be a genius.
I know one stump that was without question smarter than Bert Robbins
(BAR). Until recently, I had a "relationship" with a tree stump named
"Stumpy." He was for several years the platform on which we placed paper
targets and empty soda and beer cans for pistol and rifle target
practice. Old Stumpy managed to duck and weave when the lead was flying.
Though Stumpy was not in the Marine Corps, he saw a hell of a lot more
action than BAR, who was in the Marines, did.

It took a Caterpillar with a big blade to finally do Stumpy in and make
room for a drain field. We poured a fresh beer on him first so that he'd
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Bull****.

Gesundheit!

You realize that Loogy is arguing that Bert is smarter than Stumpy,
right? :)