I'm a little confused...
On Sep 22, 7:38*pm, Curly Surmudgeon wrote:
On Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:28:47 -0700, Gunner Asch wrote:
On Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:50:06 -0400, A Real Boater
wrote:
Don White wrote:
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On Sep 22, 3:13 pm, MagillaGorilla wrote:
Nice post. Well organized.
Magilla
Cliff wrote:
I'm a little confused. Let me see if I have this straight..... * If
you grow up in Hawaii, raised by your grandparents, you're 'exotic,
different.'
* Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, a quintessential American
story.
* If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. *
Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick. * Graduate
from Harvard law School and you are unstable. * Attend 5 different
small colleges before graduating, you're well grounded.
* If you spend 3 years as a brilliant community organizer, become
the first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years
as a Constitutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of
the state Senate's Health and Human Services committee, spend 4
years in the United States Senate representing a state of 13 million
people while sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign
Affairs, Environment
and Public Works and Veteran's Affairs committees, you don't have
any real
leadership experience.
* If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the city
council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000
people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000
people, then you're qualified to become the country's second highest
ranking executive.
* If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while
raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches,
you're not a real Christian.
* If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left
your disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you're
a Christian.
* If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education, including
the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of
society. * If, while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence
only, with no other option in sex education in your state's school
system while your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant, you're very
responsible. * If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up
a position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of
her inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your
family's values don't represent America's.
* If you're husband is nicknamed 'First Dude', with at least one DWI
conviction and no college education, who didn't register to vote
until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the
secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely
admirable. OK, much clearer now.- Hide quoted text -
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The only confusion here is that we here at rec.boats give a flying ****
about your Jr. High School free writing homework...
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I sure hope your daughter doesn't read your posts. Your language lately
is outrageous.
Are you referring to the daughter who appeared in that homegrown video
riding her motorcycle and making an obscene gesture with each hand?
I love the "we here at rec.boats" comment...as if Justwaitaloogy and the
Seven Little Schitts actually post here about boats.
"Yes, well... *That remains to be seen, but to a point it is true. I'd
certainly trust her a heck of a lot further than I'd trust a man who is
half white, half Arab but pretending to be a black African American who
has sworn his primary allegiance to Africa (not the United States of
America!), who was raised as a radical Muslim, had his entire US education
funded by radical Muslims, was hired right out of Harvard Law School by a
communist front organization begun by Saul Alinski, worked closely with
convicted and unrepentant terrorist William Ayers of the infamous
"Weathermen" terrorist group (who is also part of the Woods Fund which
Obama was a board member for important: see:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=57231), represented and
made millions of dollars with a convicted felon (while working on the
crimes Rezko was convicted for but just barely out of the reach of the
law), who is also known as the most RADICAL FAR LEFT Senator in Congress
and who has never in his entire professional career been connected to
anything of beneficial substance at all. *Oh, WHO am I talking about with
all this? *Could it maybe be Barack Hussein Obama? Oh, oh... *sorry.. *I
forgot that nobody is ever supposed to use his middle name."
Well done! *Not a single homoerotic rant.
Keep up the good work for tomorrow the assignment will limit you to one
lie per posting.
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Regards, Curly
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