John H. wrote:
Stolen from another newsgroup.

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It came to me while I was having dinner with Doris Day. No, not that
Doris Day. The Doris Day who is married to Col. Bud Day, Cong. Medal of
Honor recipient, fighter pilot, Vietnam POW and roommate of John McCain
at the Hanoi Hilton.



Yawn. Gee, I didn't know McCain was a POW.