Eisboch wrote:
"hk" wrote in message
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Hehehe.

That's hilarious.


"...the police are on the way..."

And they'll be there in about 45 minutes.

"Avoid eye contact..."

"Remain calm..."


My way is safer...if someone breaks into my house, they're...dead.

Then I call the police.

They can take their time getting here.



only to find out the intruder was a desperate husband needing help for a
sick wife waiting in the car.

Eisboch



Any desperate husband coming down my street looking for help for a sick
wife can ring my doorbell, as is usually done in the semi-civilized
world. Of course, I don't know how it is in your part of Massachusetts,
but I used to be a frequent visitor to that state (lots of relatives),
and I suspect the same was true there, too...need help...knock on the door.