Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:54:38 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Sat, 30 Aug 2008 18:07:51 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:

Let's start a write-in campaign.
I will gladly accept nomination for the Office of The Presidency of
The United States on the Write In Party Ticket.

I will promise a boat in every garage, a chicken in every pot, 40
acres and a mule to work the land.

Tractors are optional.

Wanna run as my Vice-President? :)
Can't. Overqualified.

Hmmm - how about Under-Secretary of the Navy as soon as I establish
the Corps as the Parent Agency? :)

That would **** off quite a few people.

Change the name of the Annapolis finishing school to the United States
Marine Corps Academy. Replace the docks with ramps. Get rid of the YP's
and replace them Expiditionary Fighting Vehicles. Make the Severn River
a free fire zone, declare open season on rag merchants. Rename the Blue
Angels to the Green *******s.