On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:14:34 -0400, "Earl of Warwich, Duke of Cornwall,
Marquies of Anglesea, Sir Reginald P. Smithers III Esq. LLC, STP. "
wrote:

hk wrote:
D.Duck wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"John H." salmonremovebait@gmaildotcom wrote in message
...

It's easy to tell the difference between a grass stain and goose
**** on a
golf ball.

Goose **** tastes better when it's licked off the ball.

I knew there was a reason I never took up golf.

That's just plain disgusting.

Eisboch

Haven't you ever tried foir gras? Oh, that's goose LIVER. Sorry.



It's foie gras, and it can be *duck* liver, too. :)

Every NG needs a spelling and typo Nazi.

Did you expect him to stay out of a conversation about goose ****, grass,
and foy grass? No way, Hose'.