D.Duck wrote:
"Eisboch" wrote in message
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"John H." salmonremovebait@gmaildotcom wrote in message
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It's easy to tell the difference between a grass stain and goose **** on
a
golf ball.

Goose **** tastes better when it's licked off the ball.

I knew there was a reason I never took up golf.

That's just plain disgusting.

Eisboch

Haven't you ever tried foir gras? Oh, that's goose LIVER. Sorry.




It's foie gras, and it can be *duck* liver, too. :)