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Default a "Real" man smells like...........

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On Aug 12, 9:18 am, wrote:
On Aug 12, 9:15 am, John H. wrote:





On Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:06:13 -0300, "Don White"
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"John H." wrote in message
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On Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:55:08 -0700 (PDT),
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On Aug 9, 12:21 am, "Mike" wrote:
I prefer Mystery Oil. :) Could be the same stuff actually...
--Mike
"Jim" wrote in message
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I finally got some powder solvent to clean my .22 and cleaned it up.
Later........
My Wife: You smell funny, like some kinda oil.
Me: Oh, must be that gun powder solvent, I like the smell, dont you?
Her: No, its nasty, why dont you ever use cologne?
Me: For who?
Her: Me, you idiot.
Me: You dont think this smell is masculine?
Her: You think diesel smells masculine. Take a shower and put on
some cologne.
Try a little break free. A dab behind each ear drives the ladies wild.
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Grey Flannel by Geoffrey Beane nothing less... you guys are
weird..
That damn stuff costs $40 a bottle. I asked the girl at the counter if it
could be dabbed on a lure to attract stripers, and she just gave me a
stupid look. If it won't catch fish, it's not worth $40 a bottle!
Well...if she throught your question was bright she may have given you a
bright smile................
Donnie, maybe you should try this too. JimH keeps passing. Of course, your
hero gets the max possible.
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That's the stuff.. And the lady wasn't trying to rip you off. It's
usually not cheap, that's why I look for it after Christmas usually..
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What's funny is I know wafa, and probably a couple of others are
ordering it right now... It will be a laugh in a few months when wafa
forgets his latest lies and starts telling us how great the "new
scent" he is wearing is... LOL Of course, the wife and I after
20 years still both fit into the clothes we got married in, and we
still like each other too, she likes my GF...



Your wife fits into you clothes? Is she short and chubby like you are?






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