On Aug 11, 6:41*pm, John H. wrote:
On Mon, 11 Aug 2008 23:10:42 GMT, Valgard Toebreakerson
wrote:

Futzen bergen slitzengruben

How about, "Retten Sie meine Schlitzefüße."

At least it has meaning (but not much!).

"Earschplittenloudenboomer"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtZ3diRHmmE