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Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. LLC Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. LLC is offline
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Mike wrote:
I love the part about court appointed "pro bono"..... LOL WAFM


Caught in another lie, and all you'll hear from him is silence or a childish
insult.

Reg, are you actually a lawyer (I see Esq in your sig)? Ever have a judge
order you to work for free? lol


That is the judges was of implementing a a new program for the
redistribution of wealth.

Speaking of attorneies, The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him
an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll
increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your
clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year
and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife's
soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for
eternity."

The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.