"Alan Gomes" wrote in message ...
jlrogers±³© wrote:
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked off when two thugs raped
her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons
down ... and shot off their testicles. The old lady spent a week hunting
them down and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own
special way, said Melbourne Police investigator, Evan Delp. Then she
took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's
desk and told him as calm as could be:
"Those *******s will never rape anybody again, by God."

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis
and his testicles, when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in
the hotel room, where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29,
were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but
doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. Thomas, didn't
lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it
the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both men are still in
pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what
they've been through.
The Rambo granny swung into action on 21st August after her
granddaughter, Debbie, was car-jacked and raped in broad daylight by two
knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When
I saw the look on Debbie's face that night in hospital, I decided I was
going to go out and get those *******s myself -- 'cause I figured the law
would go easy on them, recalled the retired library worker.
"I wasn't scared of them either, because I had my gun and I've been
shooting all my life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the
law changed about owning one".
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's
description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling
the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she
spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel .
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em
anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,
the oldster recalled .
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door
and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot 'im right square
between the legs, right where it would really hurt most, you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to
spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the
vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it
is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said --
especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for
Mayor.


Source: Ocnus.net 2007

http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.asp

You BUM!

Couldn't you have waited a day or two?

I was waiting to see Ozone foam at the mouth. Now, the little pecker-head
will just claim he already knew it was an urban legend.