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Default Why women and sailing don't mix.


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On Jun 28, 9:00 pm, FoolKiller wrote:
On Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:21:39 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"





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"Bob" wrote in message
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On Jun 27, 2:34 pm, "Gregory Hall" wrote:
A recent posting by Rosalie B. solidified my opinion that women and
sailing
just don't mix.


Rosalie B. wrote: "I would have said a
smaller boat myself - either a CSY 33 or 37. But that's not what Bob
wanted, and the love of a specific boat isn't rational."


Ugg!


And then she wrote this: "I find both sailing and fishing a little bit
boring. I go with Bob because I think he wants me to go, and I think
he
needs me to go. I would be just as happy at home.


People who are not honest and open. Typical passive aggessive
behavior.


BUT - if I go sailing, I
want a boat that is comfortable to live on, not just someplace to camp
out
on the water."


And so proliferate the Winabagos of the Sea....


Exactly correct to the detriment of what sailing is really all about. And
it
ain't floating some condo so you have all the conveniences of home along
on
the trip. If you have to take all that crap with you to be happy then
just
STAY home.


Did granny Rosie really post the above??? Are her quotes
accurate ?!?!?!?


Yes, I quoted her exactly. Her post appeared on 6-26 in
rec.boats.cruising
under the " Boat Problem Question" thread. "Rosalie B."
wrote in message
.. . -----There's the
message number.


I could care less about the who is what puppet crap. get back to the
real problem here "women on boats."
I ahve to agree most married guys with a boat are whipped. I would nt
say women have no place on boats Id say, "fat ignorant bitches" have
no buisness on board.


I have no knowledge of the body type of Rosalie B. but that's none of my
business anyway. She sounds like a typical woman of her age and quite set
in
her ways. But she also sounds quite loyal and willing to help out her
husband which is laudable. What I do not think is helpful to a sailing
relationship is the way she makes it known that she sails more out of
loyalty than for any real love or even like of sailing.


If a woman did this to me I would find myself telling her to just stay
home
then. I think I would enjoy myself more by myself because seeing her
around
the boat would just be a reminder that she's not really very happy to be
there. This would make me unhappy myself. But, perhaps her husband
doesn't
get those feelings or has other good reasons for wanting her company?


However, I think the attitude of Rosalie B. is very typical of most woman
who "bless" their men with their presence on their sailboats. I don't
know
about you but if I don't have an enthusiastic partner then why bother
having
a partner?


As for fat women, I have an aversion to them, too. Show me a fat woman
and I
will show a woman who lacks self-esteem, has health problems, has
handicapped herself, has no will power and is undesirable sexually. Just
not
my cup of tea. I feel so sorry for married men stuck with fat wives who
force them to take Viagra so they can "perform" without ever realizing
that
the Viagra would never be needed provided a sexy, slender, fit, athletic
young woman was available. So the man gets (and accepts) the blame and is
accused of having erectile dysfunction because the woman is
unenthusiastic,
obese and a turn-off. When will men grow a pair and render the lard?


Ive met lots of qualified women who are great on board! Met a great
26 woman who was an AB on one of thoes big traditional sail boat. I
shook her ha[n]d and it was a callased vise ! Smart...... strong....
way
cute and able...


That's the kind of woman every good captain wants to have aboard a
vessel.
And I bet she likes to cook and is a good cook as well. But the main
thing
is she's there because she wants to be there and that attitude goes a
long
way towards making a man feel good about being there, too.


My advise. dump the ignorant cows and date a women in her 20s. Ive
been dating a 23 yo and she is fun ! These "new women" grew up playing
soccer. lots are great jocks. I doubt shell ever turn into one of
thoes 50+ year old fat helpless cows i read about here. But who
cares... Il be dead by then


Yes, if any older gentleman can find a young woman to play with he will
get
a new lease on life whether aboard of ashore. I train with a younger
woman
who is a triathlete. She can out run me and outswim me but I can outbike
her. I'm about four minutes faster than her in a 16K time trials and
about
eight minutes faster in a 40K time trials. But her enthusiasm is
contagious.
And her body is very stimulating just to look at it. I get disgusted
looking
at old fat woman and sex becomes the furthest thing from my mind but with
a
young, fit, athletic woman it puts lead in my pencil.


In conclusion, women DO have a place on a boat. Jus not the old fat
cows.....


I'd say, for the most part, woman have no place aboard a sailing vessel.
There are exceptions, however. The exceptions, by my standards, would be
young, fit, enthusiastic, competent, strong and sexy younger women. This
type enjoys working their body, sweating and overcoming problems. This
type
loves to be sailing and she shows it. This type, after a hard days sail,
will crawl into your berth all rearing to go after one of the other great
pleasures in her life - unabashed enthusiastic sex. This type knows she
looks great naked and knows it turns a man on. Unfortunately this type is
one in a million.


Wilbur Hubbard


Wilbur The Buffoon speaks! And the world listens?

But, pray tell, what would you - the owner of a lemon yellow boat with
a mauve interior do with a sexy young girl?

I mean Mauve? A manly color, right? One of your little "friends" down
to the Leather Bar must have turned you on to that colour scheme..
right?

A fool who knows his foolishness is wise
at least to that extent, but a fool who
thinks himself wise is a fool indeed.- Hide quoted text -

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Bwahahaha Mauve and Urine yellow. You're kidding right ?

Fred


Better than rusty, red, muddy and under about 50 atm water pressure.
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahahahahahahhahahahah!

Wilbur Hubbard