"Scooter" wrote in message ...
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Dear JDA,

Do you really like men and if so are you taken?



Jon Ganze is always available


Capt. JG? Sometimes he's not available. He's good for nothing when he has
one of his many LSD flashback and sees everybody morphing into lizards. He
doesn't like to even think about having sex with lizards. Lizards are
straight. Completely straight. There are no known cases of homosexual
lizards.

--
Gregory Hall