Wilbur and Bob pretend to be.

Both Wilbur and Bob have huge rotting brain tumors and do nothing but
bitch, moan and cut down real sailors that get out and sail.

Ted has a tumor and heads out sailing

http://www.catboat.com/images/Mya_Ted.jpg

Is Ted not 10X the sailor as either Bob or Wilbur with is Swan 68?

Some people talk, some people do!

Fred