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On May 3, 8:05*am, wrote:
On May 2, 7:40*pm, Tim wrote:





On May 2, 2:00*pm, wrote:


Late one foggy night two boaters collide head on while trying to
navigate a narrow inlet channel. Both their boats were damaged,
disabled and slowly sinking.


As they each watched their boats slowly slip away beneath them, the
first boater said " You know, this is a sign that we should never take
life for granted and that we should live it to the fullest".


"You are right," said the other boater as he opened a cooler and
pulled out a bottle of bourbon whisky. Let's drink to living well for
the rest of our lives.


The first boater took the bottle and, after a big swig, handed it back
to the other boater who in turn quickly threw it into the river.


More than a little surprised the first boater exclaimed " You didn't
take a drink!?"


"Naw", said the other boater "I think I'll just wait for the Coast
Guard to show up."


ooooooooooooooooooh.


took a little while, but I got it.


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How's the lady of the house doing, Tim? Hope all is well.- Hide quoted text -

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thanks for asking, man. so far so good. she has a swollen lymph node
on the side of her neck and I don't know if she's being a bit overly
optimistic, but she thought the swelling in it was going down. Hope
so. She goes back for her second round of "keeeemo" i think next
Monday.

Nobody shoulld ever have to put up with this. But Like I told johnH,
Even though it may be really dim sometimes, we're still looking for
the light at the end of the tunnel.

thanks again for asking.

Tim