On Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:51:09 -0700 (PDT), "Capt. Rob"
wrote this crap:

Beowulf is just like me. A man of the sea, slayer of monsters,
military leader. Tall and good looking, and even blond, like me. You
first see him on a viking longboat, going through a storm. I sail
through storms all the time. You also get to see Angelina Jolie
naked.



Beowulf betrayed those around him and lied to his wife and closest
friends. His own weakness and cowardice not only gets many people
killed, but begets a monster.

That's your story. Beowulf was seduced by Grendel's mother, who was a
siren. That was his only weakness. No man could have done otherwise.

While Jolie modeled for the computer generated renderings of her naked
form, artistic license is taken. Jolie was quick to point out that her
image in Beowulf is a younger version. The film itself is fun, but
essentially has no balance due to a truncated 3rd act.
No one believes you have a boat to splash I'm afraid.

You lie. I have a 35 foot Hunter. I've posted pictures. I've won
the Mill's Race. I've done the Kessel Run in under ten parsecs.




I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.