On Apr 11, 11:05 am, HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
tanews.com...
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Please be advised that Wilbur (sic) Hubbard is a fake who has stolen
my email name and address (although he is too poorly educated to
realize the name is incorrectly spelled. Ignorant oaf).

Please do not reply to his idiotic posts as it only encourages him and
I am attempting to regain my name and email address. In doing so I
have contracted the Department of Homeland Security for their
assistance in tracing his actual posting URL.

If you were really the real Wilbur Hubbard you would not have used the
word "fake." An educated man such as Wilbur Hubbard would have used the
word, "imposter."

Wilbur Hubbard
Swan 68, "Chippewa"

Great... now we know why we're getting so much spam lately.
Neal must be having trouble making the payments on his mustard yellow/mauve
Coronado 26 again.

That Neal, he's a really salty old dog.
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Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class
Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

- Capt. John