"Lee" wrote in message ...
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week." The florist is pleased and leaves
the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community
service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and
a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber a gain replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the
shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a
dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business" and
"Becoming More Successful."

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the
shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left
and right


Thanks, Lee, for the chuckle and the insight.

And, that is actually how it DOES work in real life.

Notice how the three Democrats who have objected to you stayed in form. One
used racial slurs and then stuck his head into the sand. Another engaged in
unrelated, ad hominem attacks via a lame attempt at a joke. The third
managed to get a gay sex reference in. All three are examples of the me,
myself and I mentality.

This is exactly how Democrats are. What's in it for ME is their mantra?
Never a kind word or kind gesture for anybody else but demands for same for
THEMSELVES. In other words totally selfish just as, you the original poster,
portrayed them, a complete dearth of any semblance of a sense of humor and
totally lacking in the social graces.

Wilbur Hubbard