On Thu, 03 Apr 2008 23:30:14 -0400, JG2U wrote:

On Thu, 3 Apr 2008 20:50:11 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:




Mrs.E. rarely asks me to do stuff anymore. The honey-do list has been outsourced.

Tell me how you accomplished that. Be specific. I have to know. :-)

It's pretty simple here at Rancho Cracker Box Palace.

I'm a putz and everytime I get involved in a project, I always end up
at the hospital with some kind of injury.

She eventually gave up and now hires professionals to do the job. :)

She relented about twelve years ago when I wanted to redo the roof.
Everything was going along fine until I managed to fall off the roof -
fortunately into some overgrown bushes, but I still broke my wrist.

Other than doing the lawn every spring and fall, she hasn't asked
again.