Calif Bill wrote:
But nipples have caused a lot of trouble over the years. Lots of young and
older men have had major trouble because of female nipples.

Just last summer, while BOATING to a local beach, we encountered not
one, but TWO pairs of nipples. I'd like to think maybe it was my
charming personality that reeled em in, but I suspect it had more to do
with our gas powered blender and my buddy offering up free drinks to
anyone with their own cup. They each willingly swam over with their own
cups. It was a fine boating day.

Ahhhhhh, the memories of the sea...