You laugh. My father was subjected to a TCMP IRS audit years ago. They asked
a lot of stupid questions, including one about our cattle. My dad told him
we slaughtered two each year for meat. The auditor's face lit up... "oh, you
didn't report that as income". Seems that if you buy a cow and then later
eat it, you have to report the retail value of the butchered meat less the
cost of the cow as income. Geez.

After that, two cows yearly were killed and eaten by wolves, making them tax
write-offs. Funny how people react, isn't it?

"steveb" wrote in message
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"Steve" lifted the trapdoor, peered around and wrote:

I won't say what I paid in sales tax, but it would have paid for a new
main.

If I cook myself a meal in your State, how much tax do I need to pay
before
it is eaten?